Explination time

WARNING: The following will make as much sense as the majority of facebook posts unless you read the previous blog. Plus it won't be as interesting. But possibly more important. Well, it is in my opinion. And anyway, onto the actual post.

So, last time this guy, I called him Algernon, his actual name is James (how boring) tried to kill me and then said I was a spirit walker. I'm not good with explaining, so I'll try and quote him, though the following may not be 100% what he said, it's pretty much his meaning.

 " A spirit walker is a person who can let go of their physical body, and exist as pure spirit. (Note, body isn't lying on the floor somewhere, it just disappears.) As pure spirit, they can harness the pure power of emotions, such as hate, love, hope, sadness; and handle it. So they can basically use it to do anything, from moving objects, to teleportation, to killing someone. Since emotions are powerful, many spirit walkers have 2 or 3 pure spirit forms. These each have their own personalities and handle emotions differently, as well as looking different. All have their pure spirit, which is a reflection of their own personality, and a dark side. These handle emotions such as hate, lust, revenge, anger, depression, desire, all the dark evil ones. And some have a light side to counter act their dark side; so they handle love, joy, hope, calm, all the positive ones.

 " Spirit walkers are very rare; there's only one or two per generation, so they have to teach themselves mostly, however other forms can harness the power and magic of emotions to a lesser form. One thing spirit walkers don't have to worry about is finding other golden bloods (people who have some sort of magic like elves or vampires or witches, etc.) as they give off a strong radiation, that other golden bloods are drawn to (so more like a homing beacon, we get others who have awesome powers to surround us). "

 James, no, don't like it, I'm going to continue to call him Algernon, James is too normal, is "a Predator". It basically means he can smell different golden bloods, and whether or not they know what they are. He could tell either Rachel or I were spirit walkers who were as yet "undiscovered", but couldn't tell which. So, and I am not kidding you, he tried me first as he'd be less disappointed if I died! Guess how old he is? 10 points to anyone who guessed over 100, 15 to those who guessed 137. That's even older than a certain fictional vampire, who is 107. At least Bella's 17 or something. Rachel is 14. Oh, and he's 19 in whatever years immortals go by. I officially don't like him, But does that matter? No, as he's made himself my official guide. That means I'll have him popping up in my life for the rest of my life.

 You know what he did after he tried to kill me then told me this load of stuff which I think I only really believed because I was in "pure spirit mode" or whatever it's officially called because I was in truth mode? 10 points to anyone who said went to ask Rachel for her number. HER NUMBER!!!! That is so not right. Even if you go by physical age, he's still a pedo! I spent the rest of the holiday babysitting her, then having to meet him up so he could find out exactly what I do. Okay, I'll admit he did help me learn I can absorb emotions in my human form, as in remove them from people, without contact (though it's much easier when I do) but that's only because he tried it on me. Because, like a vampire, he doesn't eat. Or rather, he eats emotions. HE EATS EMOTIONS. Such as anything. But it's okay, because his favorite is happiness, because it tastes nice. No, it's not. Because that means he's a pretty-human-except-actually-not-human-vampire-dementor thing, sitting in shopping centers and sucking the happiness out of people to survive. All of his family do it too.

 He introduced me to them. I like his mother, she only absorbs non-vital negative emotions, so things like sadness, hate, jealousy, etc. (fun fact, she got 20 years of life out of the jealousy caused by me sitting next to her son in my bikini), but you keep hunger and pain, as without them, you, what's it called, ignore important things and DIE. She told me that Predators aren't born, they're made.  When her husband got in an argument with a strong (but since defeated) sorcerer he got turned into a Predator, and then he asked for all his family to become ones. Which I think is weird.

 But I have to go. I'm going camping with my friends, which will hopefully be normal.

Keep on reading the Sarah B blog to find out more weird stuff that will probably haunt me until the day I die.

My computer got ill and so I'm using my mums. I want mine back. This one plays up ALL OF THE TIME! It's like it HATES me. Seriously. It HATES me.